Pixie Tracer Goggles
Pixies. They get glitter everywhere, and make an incessant jingling noise that can drive even a moderately sane man to splendid insanity. So, you’ll be wanting to get rid of them, yes?
Well, as we all know, pixies are difficult blighters to track down – so you’ll need these goggles to help you. Cleverly crafted according to St John Loomingberg Von Spoon’s original designs for pixie tracing, they will help you to pick out the smallest traces of pixie dust, which will lead you to the pixie’s nest. What you do with them when you find them is up to you, though we hear tell that in the East their brains are considered a delicacy…
Published July 6, 2012 at 12:17 am