Thaddeus Von Ture

Thaddeus Von Ture

The Von Ture family has always had its fair share of unusual offspring, but Thaddeus is widely considered to be…

Arthur Digsby

Arthur Digsby

After a tragic riding accident, Arthur found himself one leg short. Fortunately he was not short of smarts, nor engineering…

Tarquin De Fleur

Tarquin De Fleur

Superbly fashionable though he may be, De Fleur could in fact be considered a rather unremarkable mouse. Born to a…

Aqua Flogger

Aqua Flogger

Lovingly crafted for the discerning lady or gentleman, this aqua flogger features beautiful blue suede, and a beautifully grained handle….

Aleister Teach

Aleister Teach

Once, the name of Aleister Teach would strike terror into the hearts of all those who sailed The Ünder-Sea. He…

Lucia's Headband

Lucia’s Headband

Lucia likes deer. Her daddy helped her to make this, so she could be more like them. She got a…

Snake Cane WIP

Busy, busy, busy…

Yes, what? Can’t you see I’m working? You want to know what I’ve been up to these past couple of…

Cane of Comeuppance

Cane of Comeuppance

Badly behaved ladies and gentlemen sometimes need a damn good thrashing. That’s no reason not to use elegant, carefully crafted…

Whip of Purity

Whip of Purity

This genuine white leather flogger is imbued with the power to remove purity from anyone it touches. 100% guaranteed to…

Marcus Colfingus Cane

Marcus Colfingus Cane

One of the first walking canes crafted in the lab, and topped with a black crystal which I imbued with…

Megsy Vicious

More Modelling Marvels

As if The Termousator’s adventure with Ruby Jewel wasn’t enough, he went off for another photoshoot the other day –…

Vivian the Wrist Wriggly

Vivian the Wrist Wriggly

Vivian whispers strange things to me in the night. She wants you – no, not you, the pretty one at…

Artificial Life by Dave Charsley

My Baby’s Adventure

My creations are getting so big, and venturing out on their own! I never could have imagined it when I…

Replica Professor Goggles

Replica Professor Goggles

One fine lady across the wide ocean in one of the old British Colonies was so enamoured by Professor Elemental‘s…

Flogger of Lord Cedric

Flogger of Lord Cedric

The late Lord Cedric of Ambridge was a wise and influential man, whose highly-respected advice was sought throughout the land….

Raptor Tracking Goggles

Raptor Tracking Goggles

You always have to be ready for the unexpected when you’re hunting Velociraptors. They’re quick, smart, and deadly. But with…

Pocket Familiar

Pocket Familiar

My Wrist Watcher and Pocket Watcher were just the first of what could well be a small army of little…

Pocket Familiar

Pocket Familiar

My Wrist Watcher and Pocket Watcher were just the first of what could well be a small army of little…

Aqua Whip

Aqua Whip

Lovingly crafted for the discerning lady or gentleman, this aqua whip features extra-long tails, beautiful blue suede, and a beautifully…

Sky Captain's Monocle Mk I.V

Sky Captain’s Monocle Mk I.V

Specially designed at the request of the Royal Airship Fleet Commander, this piece of advanced military hardware is an invaluable…

Leprechaun Catching Goggles

Leprechaun Catching Goggles

Ah, so you’re after the gold at the end of the rainbow, eh? Well, you know you have to catch…

Pixie Tracer Goggles

Pixie Tracer Goggles

Pixies. They get glitter everywhere, and make an incessant jingling noise that can drive even a moderately sane man to…

Goblin Catching Goggles

Goblin Catching Goggles

Goblins can be a real pest when travelling in the less explored regions of the world. One must be ever…

Sky-Kraken Hunting Goggles

Sky-Kraken Hunting Goggles

The mighty Sky-Kraken is an elusive creature at the best of times, famous for striking down even the most wary…