What Have We Here?

What Have We Here?

“Oh dear, this one appears to be faulty,” said the mouse. Photographed by Ally Richards, edited by yours truly.

Glee

Glee

Here we see the insane inventor in his natural habitat – total delirium! Photographed by Ally Richards, edited by yours…

Mummy?

Mummy?

I’m here to check your gas. Photographed by Ally Richards, edited by yours truly.

Intricate

Intricate

The Almighty Bobbu is here shown attempting to discover the rational cells in the brain of a fundamentalist christian. Photographed…

Enchanted Tail

Enchanted Tail

This tail is rumoured to have been cut from an enchanted mouse, quite possibly in the grounds of the Sinderelle…

The Claw of Clarence

The Claw of Clarence

Oh Clarence, great old rat of the lands beyond the great divide – legendary carrier of the holiest furry bits….

Talons of Pelios

Talons of Pelios

Pelios, pigeon god of the Eargerrouttoffitt clan, ruled for many years before the arrival of missionaries to the village. Once…

Floyd's Feet

Floyd’s Feet

Floyd will be missed by many. His feet, on the other hand, make really lovely earrings.

Portal Lock and Key

Portal Lock and Key

Portals to other dimensions should be well guarded. How better to do so than to keep it close you ones…

More Balrat Bones

More Balrat Bones

Balrats are diminutive demons, from ages long past. They are found in the deep, dark places of the world –…

Zombrat Charm

Zombrat Charm

Zombie rats are a common occurrence in the cities beyond the great sea. Once dismembered their limbs retain a small…

Mechanism of Masticatori

Mechanism of Masticatori

The Masticatori of Ubersdyn are a secretive sect who worship one of the more obscure old gods. They believe that…

Dragon of Diminutae

Dragon of Diminutae

The dragons of Diminutae are famed for not only their small size, but also their exceptional speed. Catching one of…

Wrist Watcher

Wrist Watcher

I liked my Pocket Watcher so very much that I took one of the wristwatch shells I had hanging around…

Bones of A Balrat

Bones of a Balrat

Balrats are diminutive demons, from ages long past. They are found in the deep, dark places of the world –…

Jaws of Ratatoski

Jaws of Ratatoski

The little rodent god Ratatoski was once the deity of the rat people of Rodenhalia. There was some trouble with…

Pocket Watcher

Pocket Watcher

I can’t take full credit for this idea, I’m afraid. Miss Monster Mel‘s Pocket Krakens were the source of my…

Clockwork Jaw Earrings

Clockwork Jaw Earrings

The Steam Rodents of Outer Hyspania are well known for their powerful jaws. So powerful are they, in fact, that…

Clockwork Jaw Necklace

Clockwork Jaw Necklace

The Steam Rodents of Outer Hyspania are well known for their powerful jaws. So powerful are they, in fact, they…

David Copperfiend's Necklace

David Copperfiend’s Necklace

The great and mysterious powers of David Copperfiend were legendary in his time. Little is known about how he achieved…

Rat Skull Necklace

Rat Skull Necklace

The Golden-eyed Rodent of Unusual Promptness is frequently captured by the Feckaarwee tribe of the Shining Desert. They use the…

Winged Rodent Skull Necklace

Winged Rodent Skull Necklace

The great flying rodents from the dense forests of Eckybygummiland are prized not only for their delicious meat, but also…

Steampunk Heart Necklace

Steampunk Heart Necklace

A heart of steel may not replace a real one, but it sure makes a good addition to one. This…

Rat Bone Earrings

Rat Bone Earrings

How to make the ugly into something beautiful, 101: Step 1 – make them into jewellery. Step 2 – enjoy.