Edwina's Headband

Edwina’s Headband

Once upon a dark moon, in the not-so-distant past, a coven of secretive magicians crafted ritualistic headgear in an attempt…

Cyril's Headband

Cyril’s Headband

Once upon a dark moon, in the not-so-distant past, a coven of secretive magicians crafted ritualistic headgear in an attempt…

Nancy's Headband

Nancy’s Headband

Once upon a dark moon, in the not-so-distant past, a coven of secretive magicians crafted ritualistic headgear in an attempt…

Dora's Headband

Dora’s Headband

Once upon a dark moon, in the not-so-distant past, a coven of secretive magicians crafted ritualistic headgear in an attempt…

Serpentine Cane full photograph

Serpentine Cane

Check out the full write-up of the creation of this fine… creation.

Serpentine Cane top

Serpentine Cane (top)

Check out the full write-up of the creation of this fine… creation.

Spine Soul Gem

Spine Soul Gem

The souls of the demon rodents of Gerroffitia solidify on their death, with the opacity of the gem indicative of…

Varietas Delectat

Varietas Delectat

This is going to be my next tattoo. For those of you not up on your latin (shame on you),…

Brass Claws

Brass Claws

Adjustable claws, made from recycled metal (pipe tobacco tins, if you must know) with brass coating. Excellent for scratching, threatening,…

Thaddeus Von Ture

Thaddeus Von Ture

The Von Ture family has always had its fair share of unusual offspring, but Thaddeus is widely considered to be…

Arthur Digsby

Arthur Digsby

After a tragic riding accident, Arthur found himself one leg short. Fortunately he was not short of smarts, nor engineering…

Tarquin De Fleur

Tarquin De Fleur

Superbly fashionable though he may be, De Fleur could in fact be considered a rather unremarkable mouse. Born to a…

Aqua Flogger

Aqua Flogger

Lovingly crafted for the discerning lady or gentleman, this aqua flogger features beautiful blue suede, and a beautifully grained handle….

Aleister Teach

Aleister Teach

Once, the name of Aleister Teach would strike terror into the hearts of all those who sailed The Ünder-Sea. He…

Lucia's Headband

Lucia’s Headband

Lucia likes deer. Her daddy helped her to make this, so she could be more like them. She got a…

Cane of Comeuppance

Cane of Comeuppance

Badly behaved ladies and gentlemen sometimes need a damn good thrashing. That’s no reason not to use elegant, carefully crafted…

Whip of Purity

Whip of Purity

This genuine white leather flogger is imbued with the power to remove purity from anyone it touches. 100% guaranteed to…

Marcus Colfingus Cane

Marcus Colfingus Cane

One of the first walking canes crafted in the lab, and topped with a black crystal which I imbued with…

Vivian the Wrist Wriggly

Vivian the Wrist Wriggly

Vivian whispers strange things to me in the night. She wants you – no, not you, the pretty one at…

Replica Professor Goggles

Replica Professor Goggles

One fine lady across the wide ocean in one of the old British Colonies was so enamoured by Professor Elemental‘s…

Flogger of Lord Cedric

Flogger of Lord Cedric

The late Lord Cedric of Ambridge was a wise and influential man, whose highly-respected advice was sought throughout the land….

Raptor Tracking Goggles

Raptor Tracking Goggles

You always have to be ready for the unexpected when you’re hunting Velociraptors. They’re quick, smart, and deadly. But with…

Pocket Familiar

Pocket Familiar

My Wrist Watcher and Pocket Watcher were just the first of what could well be a small army of little…

Pocket Familiar

Pocket Familiar

My Wrist Watcher and Pocket Watcher were just the first of what could well be a small army of little…