Poly Roger

I am polyamorous, but the ‘official’ polyamory flag is a bit on the ugly side. So we put up a…

Ph’yr’ankh, Bringer of Darkness, Light-pull of Cthulhu

This is Ph’yr’ankh, our new lovecraftian horror light-pull for the bathroom. I made him. He is the Bringer of Darkness. He…

I Don’t Give Two Tugs of a Dead Dog’s Cock

One of my side projects, ‘Get In The Fucking Sea‘, is about creative swearing and imagery. In addition to telling…

Shit off, you rubbish bastard

Sometimes you just have to get out a little creative anger. Hence “Shit off, you rubbish bastard.” This is based upon…

Spider Jerusalem

I decided a needed a new, more motivational wallpaper. So I took a picture of dear old Spider Jerusalem, cleaned…

Come As You Are

We had problems with one of our local pubs not supporting a trans individual who was harassed in the bathroom. The other…

With Great Moustache Comes Great Responsibility

“With Great Moustache Comes Great Responsibility” Sometimes you have to just do a random thing. So I did this. Yeah,…

Wings of Wellyth

Wellyth – deity of the Thyllew people of Lelwyth. Feathery, bright, beautiful – and bringer of death. You can never…

Greater Clawed Radger Necklace

(Badger claw necklace with rat vertebrae) The Greater Clawed Radger has sharp, savage claws – enormous in comparison to it’s…

Oscar

This is Oscar. He takes his new job of protecting Mx Bebb very seriously. He hides deadly poisons in his…

Antler Headband III

Back due to popular demand – everything you need to turn yourself into fair game for hunters everywhere! Available in the…

Antler Headband II

Back due to popular demand – everything you need to turn yourself into fair game for hunters everywhere! Available in the…

Antler Headband I

Back due to popular demand – everything you need to turn yourself into fair game for hunters everywhere! Available in the…

Elgar

Ever-watchful, ever-hungry, and with excellent taste in classical music – meet Elgar.

Cthuloops

Should you be lonely, Cthuloops is more than happy be your constant companion. Forever.

Fnll

Fnll is very observant. He can see across dimensions, with the help of the patented Portable Parallel World Porthole. But…

Antler Headband V

Back due to popular demand – everything you need to turn yourself into fair game for hunters everywhere! Available in the…

Antler Headband IV

Back due to popular demand – everything you need to turn yourself into fair game for hunters everywhere! Available in the…

Antler Headband VI

Back due to popular demand – everything you need to turn yourself into fair game for hunters everywhere! Available in…

Poly Steel Hearts

A tattoo design of my very own version of the polyamory symbol. Yes, another one. Two lovely polyamorous people had…

Vampire Slayer Goggles

When going out slaying the undead who hunger for your blood, it is of utmost importance that you should wear…

Matching Blood Red Floggers

Weighted for ease of use, with a fierce sting, and dyed using the blood of the innocent. Splendid.

Bertie’s Headband

Once upon a dark moon, in the not-so-distant past, a coven of secretive magicians crafted ritualistic headgear in an attempt…

Percival’s Headband

Once upon a dark moon, in the not-so-distant past, a coven of secretive magicians crafted ritualistic headgear in an attempt…