Once, the name of Aleister Teach would strike terror into the hearts of all those who sailed The Ünder-Sea. He was a pirate of infamous brutality; with tales of his cruelty travelling the dark, subterranean oceans faster than his ship, Samantha. It is even rumoured that he killed the rat who cut off his left leg by using his own severed limb as a sword. No rumours tell of what happened to those who removed his other limbs, however. Or his eye. What is known that he had every missing body part replaced by mechanical parts – only adding to his ferociousness.
After retiring from his life of villainy at the ripe old age of four, Teach settled into a comfortable life with his wives and children until his eventual death six months later of boredom. In accordance with his will, The Bobbu revivified him, gave him a quick oil change, and is setting him loose upon the world to experience more wild adventures!
Published August 2, 2012 at 9:27 pm